1. You've ever gift-wrapped a bowling ball.
2. The first time you saw ever saw a black person, was at a sporting event.
3. You own a Chevy and your wife owns a bus pass!
4. The first time you got your own bedroom was 5 years into your third marriage.
5. There is no Black and White, only white!
6. The richest family on your block is the one with a two-car garage and an above ground swimming pool.
7. Your kids have to climb a tree to get to their Easter Eggs.
8. You thought Charlie Brown had it pretty good.
9. The first dance you learned was the Polka.
10. Getting a College Degree meant going in the military!
11. Your favorite sportscaster ends every show with the phrase, "We'll get em next year."
